extramonologue
January 8, 2010
“Can I be a maybe for now? This might be too high brow for me, and/or conflict with other things I need to do, like trek to New Jersey to go to Chili’s, or practice using my size large Bump-it.”
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My friend Elisa, the most unapologetic and honest person I know, in response to our group email chain about visiting the Jane Austen exhibit at the Morgan Library.
I love you, E! You are my release from this pretentious New York World. Now let’s go hit the TS Red Lobster and see that new Tim Allen movie.
